Chris used to be #1 ... By: tnekkc. on 06 Mar 12, 20:17:39 Chris used to be #1, but he came out of the closet as a democrat,? and now Larry the Cable Guy is #1.
After Clinton ... By: Bobloblawman. on 10 Dec 11, 17:07:48 After Clinton stepped? down as President, America's economy was more stable than ever. After George W Bush stepped down as President, America was in a financial crise, almost just as bad as the crisis back in the 30s.
See where I'm going with this?
So you're mad AND ... By: youngbono18. on 10 Dec 11, 03:17:32 So you're mad AND you have? low self esteem? Good combo!
lmao, that's what? ... By: markuskentwood. on 10 Dec 11, 00:00:37 lmao, that's what? i thought, homo. you just owned yourself. how fucking pathetic, lmfao. and no, i don't get mad. i'm teachin', son
You mad? bro? lol By: youngbono18. on 09 Dec 11, 23:59:17 You mad? bro? lol
wait wait wait. ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 23:56:32 wait wait wait. this is the internet for one. TWO, you say "Im the dumbshit" when you clearly should be punctuating the apostrophe with your version of "I'm". thus, you're dumb as fuck. and don't get me started with your nonsensical " . . . " and the way you space it out like a total fucking faggot. anybody, ANYBODY can fucking capitalize some? shit or put a period after some shit. but to fucking miss the apostrophe in "I'm"? are you fucking kidding me? you are one dumb fuck
yeah okay dumbshit. ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 22:58:46 yeah okay dumbshit. btw, u2 sucks. have fun worshiping BONER,? faggot
I dont even need to ... By: youngbono18. on 09 Dec 11, 22:32:19 I dont even need to argue... that statement you just said proves? how fucking retarded you are.
bush is easily one ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 14:29:07 bush is easily one of the worst? presidents ever.
hey? dumbfuck, ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 14:28:10 hey? dumbfuck, obama is just another one of bush's cronies. and clinton is bush sr.'s cronie. get that through your thick head, dumb fuck!
hey dumbfuck, obama ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 14:28:04 hey dumbfuck, obama is just another one of bush's cronies. and clinton is bush sr.'s cronie. get that? through your thick head, dumb fuck!
hey dumbfuck, obama ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 14:27:59 hey dumbfuck, obama is just another one of bush's cronies. and clinton is bush sr.'s cronie. get that through your? thick head, dumb fuck!
hey dumbfuck,? ... By: markuskentwood. on 09 Dec 11, 14:27:45 hey dumbfuck,? obama is just another one of bush's cronies. and clinton is bush sr.'s cronie. get that through your thick head, dumb fuck!
Chris Rock is an ... By: williwo. on 09 Nov 11, 06:14:43 Chris Rock is an ignorant, racist, political hack. Apparently hes never heard of Andrew Jackson or Andrew Johnson. Both of them, notorious Racists.....and Jackson, dont even get me going on him. Not only did his policies lead to a depression, but he illegally forced Indians off their land, even after losing in the Supreme Court. This? led to the "Trail of Tears", btw, and the deaths of countless innocent Native American Indians. Bush, worst President my Ass
Oh and for all ... By: Ad1288. on 04 Apr 11, 19:08:13 Oh and for all those hating on Chris Rock for doing his JOB by making people laugh realize this.... He is richer and more successful than? your broke dumbass
All you? people ... By: Ad1288. on 04 Apr 11, 19:07:23 All you? people need to realize that this standup was done before Obama was elected. So of course people are going to be talking hella shit about the outgoing president and have high hopes for the incoming one... Happens every time, so chill out.
nah pretty sure ... By: burningjelly4lyfe. on 17 Feb 11, 04:59:22 nah pretty sure you? had bush deeeeek in your ear
I couldnt hear what ... By: Bitburgslim. on 24 Jul 10, 10:58:05 I couldnt hear what he was saying - he had Obamas deeeeek in his mouth the? whole time
HEY CHRIS!!! You? ... By: youngbono18. on 23 Jul 10, 05:35:43 HEY CHRIS!!! You? ever heard of the "Community re-investment act" ?????
That is what brought down the housing market! Bush had nothing to do with it! in fact, it was spearheaded by Bill Clinton!
learn some history you piece of shit.
And this idiot gets ... By: youngbono18. on 23 Jul 10, 05:34:12 And this idiot gets on his knees and sucks Obama's cock as if he is some great hero... when in fact, he has continued to fund the SAME polices that people are? angry at Bush for!
I love it when black celebrities praise their God Obama... Chris Rock is another uneducated rich ass hole who has no idea what is really going on.
thanks? for ... By: mayamaya. on 13 Feb 10, 00:54:09 thanks? for uploading
Now I understand ... By: Eigres1. on 02 Jun 11, 13:11:26 Now I understand the last episode of? "Everybody Hates Chris". :D
time game also ... By: LiloPlease. on 08 Apr 11, 11:21:26 time game also applies? at schools.
It's true. When I ... By: masbo. on 04 Jan 11, 16:36:28 It's true. When I worked breakfast shifts at a hotel, time never went fast enough, sometimes I? swore it went backwards. You already served 200 customers and there's still an hour and a half to go and 200 more customers to come down.
Hey Search Youtube ... By: KoolAidJOnesTV. on 31 Dec 10, 21:24:28 Hey Search Youtube For KoolAidJones Or Come To My Page? Im A teenage? Rapper? And im 100% Sure You'll Like My? Music!!!
Legend*? By: 7nixin7. on 27 Dec 10, 22:48:52 Legend*?
Fuck, fifteen ... By: holydude32. on 23 Dec 10, 12:29:22 Fuck, fifteen minutes?
9 people have? jobs By: Hexon666. on 06 Dec 10, 07:53:23 9 people have? jobs
For real, why do ... By: CedricJonesPRO. on 17 Nov 10, 23:42:50 For real, why do you think bands go on tour? Because they want to? travel to many cities so everyone can enjoy them live, not just one city.
Yeah dude. Just ... By: stumasta99. on 28 Oct 10, 20:47:05 Yeah dude. Just like musicians who practice a song and? perform it in multiple venues, comedians perform their routine in various venues. Sorry if you thought all standup was spontaneous!
Yes, he is telling ... By: wizardofsorts. on 18 Oct 10, 13:33:06 Yes, he is telling the same story at three different shows. It's all part? of the setup of the show. He is in NYC, London, and South Africa.
haha "ugly people ... By: 93johnk. on 17 Oct 10, 03:33:19 haha "ugly people work in the? back"
who its 5:12 right ... By: jakevelez25. on 24 Sep 10, 00:12:06 who its 5:12 right now weird?
......FUCK? FIFTEEN ... By: chsiao999. on 27 Aug 10, 01:23:54 ......FUCK? FIFTEEN MINUTES
I had a teacher ... By: JiyanTV. on 20 Jun 10, 05:23:53 I had a teacher like him, he was as messed up as Chris!
I loved his classes though, they were like being at a comedy? show that you get credited for =D
You need to? read. ... By: tien714. on 20 May 10, 22:32:20 You need to? read. I'm glad things are settled.
man that is the ... By: FouadSuleiman. on 20 May 10, 21:48:08 man that is the worst feelin wen? 15 mins is like 2 hours
Off your? ... By: tien714. on 20 May 10, 04:44:49 Off your? medication again? LoL. I'm glad we were able to get things straighten out.
Comedians do that ... By: wearethearchers. on 19 May 10, 19:48:31 Comedians do that all the time. I may? have misinterpreted your comment, but you sounded disappointed lol.
Nope I never said ... By: tien714. on 02 May 10, 02:27:09 Nope I never said that nor thought that. You need to read? my comments first before hand. That is just stupid if you don't do that first.
@louiearmstrong
Do you really think ... By: louiearmstrong. on 02 May 10, 00:56:33 Do you really think comedians come up with new material every show? Thats just stupid...? they will tour for a year doing the exact same set in different cities
i play the? time ... By: c1c2c3allsebrook. on 29 Apr 10, 23:35:36 i play the? time game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I? have the biggest ... By: rizzlesizzledizzle. on 28 Apr 10, 18:58:04 I? have the biggest crush on Chris Rock
George Carlin and ... By: smackdab419. on 04 May 12, 11:46:25 George Carlin and Chris Rock are still some of the greatest comics of all time.?
other than that: CR ... By: AJAntonsson. on 07 Dec 11, 04:52:58 other than that: CR with arguably the best of all o'his shows!!! freakin HILARIOUS!!!!
and for all you Carlin lovers: yeah, he's great.. but even if CR used his stuff, that's actually a good thing, because he's gonna put? his swagger in there to upgrade that stuff LOL
what is it with you ... By: AJAntonsson. on 07 Dec 11, 04:52:44 what is it with you guys?
plz, that is no ripoff or whatever..
and just because he uses a topic that's been on other comedians programs before and HAPPENS to - omg, wait for it - also use the WORD context.. does NOT make it the same thing.. gotta go with @ernstergarcia on this? one.
THIS SHIT IS? ... By: Ecksplisit. on 13 Nov 11, 17:26:00 THIS SHIT IS? BANANAS. B-NA NA NA NANAS.
Not really. He said ... By: LadyEnzai. on 02 Sep 11, 01:57:24 Not really. He said that saying the word nigger is ok, and that he hated seeing his white friends holding themselves back from saying? it when a song with the word "nigger" came on.
Hey Faggot the? ... By: momo44444444. on 20 Jul 11, 00:21:49 Hey Faggot the? light is about to change !
They were both? in ... By: sov6rulz. on 26 Apr 11, 23:04:44 They were both? in Dogma too yea?
Well, yeah.? Even ... By: CoolerKing37. on 28 Nov 10, 01:31:41 Well, yeah.? Even Chris Rock would agree to that. But they're both great comics.
This guy is? a ... By: figaz555. on 14 Sep 10, 12:20:47 This guy is? a genius.
George? Carlin > ... By: wowspare. on 07 Aug 10, 05:49:55 George? Carlin > chris rock
HEY? FAGGOT! HE ... By: vipkid56. on 30 Jul 10, 18:38:40 HEY? FAGGOT! HE LIGHTS ABOUT TO CHANGE!
this shit is ... By: zenctic13. on 12 Jun 10, 21:16:42 this shit is bananas b na na na na na? nas ... HEY FAGGOT THE LIGHTS ABOUT TO CHANGE! [[[ :D lmfao thats great ! :) ]]]
He totally? ripped ... By: frogskinshoelace. on 04 Jun 10, 21:51:10 He totally? ripped off George Carlin with this. I love Chris Rock though, hes my #2 favorite behind George.
What if the person ... By: Rationalization. on 24 May 10, 11:28:23 What if the person that HE called a nigga, was acting like a nigga? I'm not trying to disrespect any black people, I've got? black friends. I'm all for black rights I hope whatever is holding you back stops holding you back.
Funny how chris rock contradicts himself everytime he releases a new album.
it doesn't sound ... By: ernstergarcia. on 29 Apr 10, 08:26:14 it doesn't sound like a rip off of carlin. carlin was saying context in terms of what you can joke about, not? about whether somebody should be fired for using an offensive term. on carlin's album "parental advisory: explicit lyrics," he was specific about groups trying to control what you can joke about. rock's routine is different.
add to which, rock is an acolyte of carlin. he had him on his show to discuss one of his books and the seven words you can't say on tv.
this? shit is ... By: Tdajah100. on 04 Apr 10, 23:57:11 this? shit is bananas b-a-n-na-nanas! lmfao.
Chris Rock:? Friend ... By: antiscratchy. on 25 Mar 10, 14:04:17 Chris Rock:? Friend... AND BIG fan of George Carlin...
I haven't seen ... By: mastamatt54. on 26 Feb 10, 02:36:55 I haven't seen enough of Carlin to compare this joke to anything of his, I hope Chris Rock isn't ripping him off. But I do know that this clip is? absolutely hilarious! One of my favorites of all time, by any comedian
right!! 7 dirty ... By: jscullysmail. on 21 Feb 10, 10:51:44 right!! 7 dirty words is the most famous comedic accomplishment in my opinion. I fuckin hate how he? put so much emphasis on "context" in which the words are used...its almost quote for quote in the way Carlin used them.
thank you i thought ... By: ronte246. on 21 Feb 10, 05:16:48 thank you i thought i was the only one who? noticed the "similarities."
Omg still lmao as I ... By: furrienn. on 17 Feb 10, 06:45:43 Omg still lmao as I typ this lol?
why dont you just ... By: jscullysmail. on 09 Feb 10, 23:18:44 why dont you just punch george carlin? in the throat?
BULLSHIT!!!
my favourite chris ... By: jakftm. on 02 Feb 10, 18:32:11 my favourite chris rock? evvverrr
lol the shit? is ... By: TheJavman69. on 20 Jan 10, 07:40:24 lol the shit? is banannas
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By: Noliferune. on 11 Apr 11, 05:03:06
the? fuck?